Hancock

Verena: This movie was like a person being drawn and quartered. Every piece of it seemed to be going in a different direction. Jonas: …that’s true. It was a lot less than the sum of its parts. Verena: It’s like they tried to make four different versions of the same …

Transformers

We saw Transformers yesterday. Verena: So, the real test: is this worse than Immortel? Jonas: They’re bad in different ways. If these two movies were sweets… Verena: What? Jonas: Sweets. If these two movies were candy. Verena: Oh. Jonas: If it was candy, then Immortel would be poisonous. Transformers would …

The Nines

Verena and I recently saw The Nines, a movie by John August. And here is what we thought: The plot was excellent, and so was the writing. I’m not going to tell you anything about it, though, because that would spoil half the fun. Well, I’ll say one thing, because …

M. Night Shyamalan and The Happening

(This, in case you were wondering, is a review of the film The Happening, by M. Night Shyamalan, and some thoughts about his work in general.) First, Shyamalan gifted us with The Sixth Sense, a movie about dealing with pain and loss, overcoming fear and working towards compassion, and using …

Cloverfield

I was really looking forward to this one. I mean, how could I not want to see a movie about a giant monster rampaging through a city, shot by someone actually experiencing the event? I love monster movies. I love cool, “experimental” (I can’t come to terms with the term) …