We saw Transformers yesterday.
Verena: So, the real test: is this worse than Immortel?
Jonas: They’re bad in different ways. If these two movies were sweets…
Jonas: Sweets. If these two movies were candy.
Jonas: If it was candy, then Immortel would be poisonous. Transformers would be just a little unhealthy, and bland… but buying it would be supporting Hitler!
Full review may follow when my brain stops hurting.