There was some downtime today, but everything seems to be back to normal. If you sent me an email in the last few hours and it bounced, that’s why. I’ll have more news and updates soon. If you’re bored, why don’t you follow Bob the Spider on twitter? Apparently he’s posting all sorts of wise [...]

For those of you who have donated to the Compendium but haven’t gotten your framed images yet: that’s because we haven’t sent the latest batch yet. Why? Because last time we went shopping, due to the pre-Christmas frenzy, all the fricking frames were gone! Well, a few were left, but for good reason. They were [...]

Yes indeed. Look at the pretty icons. And click on them. If you want to. They won’t be offended if you don’t. Well, maybe a little. Maybe they’ll set your hat on fire and turn your nipples into squirrel cannons. Who knows? Icons are such unpredictable creatures. Anyway. My hope is that this sort of [...]

It would appear that my pets now have something called an “internet connection” – a contraption which they were lacking for a while, and the lack of which caused them to moan and complain and gnaw at various cables. Most distressing, really. However, the long months of their isolation are now finally over, and though [...]

You know that internet-on-a-stick thing we ordered? The one that we kept waiting for, that never arrived? Well, it was never sent. Because the order wasn’t processed. You see, we ordered after nine in the evening on the last day of a special offer, and while this was perfectly legal, the team responsible for processing [...]

Still no internet. Might be getting internet-on-a-stick soon. Ordered it several days ago, but it’s late. Gnargh. Random fact of the day: when we were in the supermarket today, they were playing a song about bondage. I have nothing against bondage or any other form of sexual activity, but the combination of bondage lyrics and [...]