Watch out, a man made of nipples!

He’s behind you! No, wait. Ah. Damn. I thought it was a man made of nipples, but of course it’s not. What a stupid idea. I don’t know how I could think such a thing. It’s clearly a rabbit made of cactuses.

If you’ve been tearing at your hair, flogging your back, or otherwise behaving like a kinky monk in anticipation of a new post on this website, you’ll have to wait a couple more days – the site’s being moved to a newer server. But if you crave your daily dose of self-important delusional communist drivel, you can always follow me on Twitter.

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