The Truth About Release Dates

You: So, when’s Phenomenon 32 going to be released? Tomorrow? Next week? Next year? Never?

Jonas: Well, I was hoping tomorrow.

Sky Cat: Don’t be too sure about that.

Jonas: Why? It’s done, and I’ve decided that this crashing thing can’t be fixed. It doesn’t happen all the time, anyway. And when it does happen, it doesn’t affect your save files, so it’s not the end of the world. Most commercial games have a lot more bugs.

You: See? He can release the game tomorrow!

Sky Cat: Maybe.

You & Jonas: Maybe?

Sky Cat: I might come up with a new problem. I’m good at that.

Jonas: Look, you’ve been doing that for two weeks, don’t you think enough is enough?

Sky Cat: LOL

Jonas: Please don’t do that.

Sky Cat: Why not? Can i haz crashing gaem?

Jonas: Argh!

Sky Cat: skycat maek gaem crashz lol

Jonas: *explodes*

You: Run away! Run away!

And that is the truth.

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  1. Dojutrek

     /  January 28, 2010

    Quick! Get the Large Ball of Cat Nip and the Laser Pointer!

  2. Evil Roda

     /  January 28, 2010

    That is all…

  3. Xeph

     /  January 28, 2010

    Next thing your pc dies, your house burns down, a final “T-the cat has won…” post appears on your blog and then the world explodes.


  4. Duke Nukem

     /  January 29, 2010

    It’s never that easy. That feline bastard’s been shooting up my ride for years. Him and that asshole George Broussard.