Another excellent Christmas song by the great Tim Minchin. With many accurate details about Jesus!
Okay. I laughed.
Though Jesus wasn’t AS political as the song would imply. A lot of Jews were disappointed that he wasn’t going to lead them into some big uprising against the Romans. And he really didn’t have a lot of respect from his peers. Well, some respected him, sure, but the Sanhedrin tried to kill him- and temporarily succeeded.
Also, Mr. Minchin got the blood thing backwards. It’d be more like Jesus had a fetish for being vampire food. Or outright cannibal bait, since he also tells us to metaphorically eat his flesh.
You’re right; in a way, it could be a little more accurate. But “hovercraft” always gets me.