Scenes of Domestic Bliss

INT. KYRATZES APARTMENT – NIGHT

JONAS and VERENA are about to go to bed. They look tired after a long day of work.

JONAS

You know what sucks?

VERENA

What?

JONAS

Vacuum cleaners.

Verena GRUMBLES at the terrible joke.

JONAS

You know what else sucks?

VERENA

(annoyed)

What?

JONAS

Black holes.

VERENA

(annoyed)

Mhm.

A moment passes.

JONAS

You know what else sucks?

VERENA

(very annoyed)

What?

JONAS

Sucky McSuck of Sucktown.

VERENA

(evil stare)

Aha.

Another moment passes.

JONAS

You know what really sucks?

VERENA

(exasperated)

What?

JONAS

Sucky McSuck of Sucktown falling into a black hole with a vacuum cleaner.

VERENA is beyond words. JONAS collapses into mad giggling.

4 Comments

  1. There are a few people called Kyratzis online by now, many of them distant relatives. I haven’t yet encountered any with my particular spelling, and none of them have blogs or sites.

    That’s not the reason I removed that bit up there, though. I just realized it was completely extraneous.

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