Happy Easter!

Today Christians worldwide celebrate a pagan fertility feast that combines their Messiah with bunnies and eggs, which I’m not sure Jesus would have found particularly amusing. Nevertheless, I wish you a happy Zombie Jesus day.

Oh, and he’s not coming back. Sorry. (Not that it matters. If he did, they’d just lock him up in Guantanamo.)

Enjoy your eggs!


  1. In Australia we’ve had our commemoration of Zombie Jesus Day interrupted by our commemoration of the time we invaded Turkey on behalf of Britain and then suppressed an independence movement in Egypt. All of which has made for the strangely pre-1989 experience of having a 5 day weekend for Lenin’s birthday.

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