Diary Of A Man Trapped By A Cat

17:19

The cat has climbed into a drawer behind my chair and is sleeping on Verena’s clothing. Well, not exactly sleeping, more like meditating. She does not like being disturbed, so I can’t move.

 

17:20

A minute has passed, but I’m still trapped.

 

17:22

It’s beginning to look like there’s no way out. She’s lying at an especially cute angle now, making it impossible for me to interrupt her cuteness with my foolish human movement.

 

17:24

I’m beginning to lose track of time. Trying to keep myself sane by refreshing the same three pages over and over.

 

17:25

It’s not working.

 

17:26

I’m starting to see things.

 

17:30

It’s been such a long time. I don’t even remember my name anymore. Who am I? There are kittens everywhere. They’re telling me to vote for The Sea Will Claim Everything on Greenlight. I don’t know what Greenlight is, but it frightens me.

 

17:31

The kittens are complaining about my list of my Top 10 favourite indie games of 2012, reminding of all the great games I left off the list. The guilt is too much to bear.

 

17:33

How can the kittens talk? They’re too young to be talking. Am I going insane?

 

17:34

Now they’re saying something about the Magic Tree Discount on reddit. First green, now red. Green red green red green red.

 

17:35

They want me to write a retrospective. I’m trying. I’m trying, damn you! Stop that infernal purring!

 

17:36

I think one of the kittens is Greek. It’s asking me questions.

 

17:40

I need to… something… the food…

 

17:44

The Greenlight! The Greenlight has come for me!

 

17:45

No, no, it’s still only at 30% of the way to the Top 100… useless… it’s all useless… green red green red green red…

 

17:47

Why do the kittens have thumbs?

 

17:50

It’s not a drawer. It’s a portal.

Merry Christmas

I don’t worship magical trees myself, but this song is so very beautiful, it’s always worth posting again.

So is my other favourite Christmas song:

Merry Magic Tree Day, humans!

A Summary of Shyamalan

I still get a certain amount of visitors who are here because they’re interested in or appalled by the fact that I refuse to join the geek chorus of people condemning the work of M. Night Shyamalan. But the posts they’re likely to see are out of date and weren’t necessarily written as a detailed analysis of his work.

Well, neither is this post, but at least it’s up to date. Until After Earth comes out. So. My opinion, briefly summarized.

On Shyamalan:

  1. Shyamalan is a very talented director. He gets good performances out of his actors and makes movies that look beautiful, with well-considered, elegant cinematography.
  2. Shyamalan is also a very talented writer. His movies touch on a variety of personal and philosophical matters in ways that are more complex than they at first appear.
  3. Appreciation of Shyamalan’s work is generally hindered by the tendency in modern culture to suddenly declare individual artists to be anathema to all that is good and holy. For an excellent example of someone who was hounded and ridiculed no matter what he made, see Ben Affleck. On the internet it is very easy for a kind of hipsterish anti-intellectual attitude to become the only acceptable point of view in regards to an artist or an artistic work (see the Matrix sequels, with which very few people are willing to engage).
  4. Appreciation of Shyamalan’s work is further hindered by the categorization mentality that the internet has popularized, which leads to all of his movies being parsed in exactly the same terms: where’s the twist? (This is not helped by the fact that his first two movies do indeed have a twist.) Thus any plot development or change in our understanding is seen as a “twist” and declared to be disappointing; particularly since his movies are seen as if they were puzzles in which the twist is the main point, which is true of none of his movies, not even The Sixth Sense.
  5. Appreciation of Shyamalan’s work is even further hindered by publicity campaigns that present his movies in entirely inappropriate ways, thus shaping viewer expectations. The best example of that is The Village, which was marketed as a horror movie (against Shyamalan’s objections).

On his films:

The Sixth Sense: A moving character piece. The twist ending is effective not simply because it’s a surprise, but because it’s an important insight into one of the main characters.

Unbreakable: Another character piece, this one focused very much on the need to find one’s place. Great perfomances, including a realistically bittersweet romance that is more central to the film than any heroics. Also features a unique and outstanding score.

Signs: A near-perfect horror movie marred by an ending that could work in theory, but doesn’t. Would be a better film if it tried to explain its ideas less, but the great moments outweigh the problematic ones.

The Village: Probably my favourite of his films. A movie that is not what it seems; first it appears to be historical, then horror; but at heart it’s a love story. Without question Shyamalan’s most layered work, in which many assumptions are questioned. Incredibly rich in detail.

Lady in the Water: A work of magical realism; a fairy-tale about the modern world, in which things are messy and don’t always do what we think they should. Shyamalan portrays the artist’s hope that one’s work might inspire others to do good, even beyond one’s own lifetime; nothing megalomaniacal about that.

The Happening: A Hitchcockian B-movie (intentionally so). Contains some genuinely disturbing moments and some fantastic ideas, but its attempts to do the equivalent of Hitchcock’s The Birds with wind fall flat. The lead performances go back and forth between charming and unconvincing. John Leguizamo is compelling. There are far worse horror movies, but the movie seems to be lacking the care and detail of earlier Shyamalan films. The title is just daft. I still had fun.

The Last Airbender: A catastrophe of mediocrity. My original review of this film was far too positive, even though it wasn’t really positive – the people I saw the movie with liked it a lot more than I did, and I saw a number of far more terrible fantasy movies around the same time. There are glimpses of Shyamalan’s talent here and there, but the film itself is tedious, badly written and miserably cast.

Devil: Have not seen this. Do note that Shyamalan’s connection to it is tangential at best.

On racism in The Last Airbender:

This is complicated, because the film succeeds admirably in some areas (Uncle Iroh, Prince Zuko, Commander Zhao, Fire Lord Ozai) and fails abominably in others (basically everyone else, but especially Katara and Sokka).

You may not be aware of this, but my focus at university was postcolonial studies, with an emphasis on the depiction of Native North American peoples on film, so I’m actually quite sensitive when it comes to this subject. So why did I have a problem with the people calling the film racist? Mainly because I was bothered by the hypocrisy, to be honest – which was revealed the most obviously when people made racist and homophobic jokes about Shyamalan. And because I felt bothered that these people had suddenly “discovered” this age-old issue, but while insisting on the importance of representation did not mind at all that the main characters in the animated series were also played by whites. (What, did you think native people only care about representation in one format? Millions of children looked up to these characters as role models.)

Nevertheless, and though I very much object to the culture of race-obsessed identity politics that has since come into vogue (and led to the attacks on the explicitly anti-racist Cloud Atlas, reinforcing rigid ideas of race rather than challenging them), I must say clearly that there is something deeply wrong with the casting of the lead characters in this movie. Unlike Cloud Atlas, the casting does not serve some sort of artistic purpose – we’re not seeing a reimagining of what native peoples might look like, for example, which would have been daring and interesting. No, we only have white protagonists because the studio thinks that sells better. Now, given the presence of all the Fire Nation actors and what he’s said in interviews, I think Shyamalan was trying to make an anti-racist movie within the parameters set by the studio… but it doesn’t work, and as it stands it is not OK. That doesn’t make The Last Airbender more racist than a lot of other Hollywood films (Transformers, for example, is ten times as bad), but that’s not much of an excuse.

On Shyamalan’s future:

I still think Shyamalan is a very talented director, and the way he and his films get picked on strikes me as absurd. (Especially the constant attempts to make him look like an evil megalomaniacal villain by taking bits of interviews out of context.) I’m glad After Earth is being marketed without an emphasis on his name, because at this point he could make the best movie in human history and people would still dismiss it for having a predictable twist. All in all, I think he would benefit from working on something a little more different: a small indie political film, or a comedy (he does comedy rather well, particularly in Signs), or a Jason Statham action movie – just something fresh and out of his comfort zone. A lot of directors could use a bit of change, if you ask me.

We May Have Lost The Battle

A quick note from the organizers of Wikileaks Stories: we’ve let the domain expire, and are putting this project to rest. It was a valiant attempt, but the lack of support from the indie scene meant it didn’t stand much of a chance. Still, we don’t regret trying, and the struggle for freedom of information and accountable government is far from over.

See you out there.

Farewell, Wikileaks Stories.

It’s All Greek To You

Hey! Look! IndieGames.com picked The Sea Will Claim Everything as #12 in their Top 10 Indie Games of the Year! They write:

It’s the biggest game in the surreal and wonderful Lands of Dream, it sports one of the best soundtracks we’ve ever encountered and unique visuals that wouldn’t feel out of place in a children’s book, it tells a story that will make you proud of gaming, it features dozens of odd characters, it’s huge, it’s got impressive walls of text and it even features two of the smartest puzzles we’ve encountered, but these are not the reasons you should play The Sea Will Claim Everything. No. You should play this game because it can actually help you become a better person.

…which is pretty awesome!

Also: here is part one of an interview with me by Dimitris Rentzios of Authority.gr! It’s in Greek, so most of you won’t be able to read it, but I happen to know that there are a number of exceptions to the world’s regrettable lack of Greek skills, so those exceptions may now go ahead and read. (Edited to add: Part Two is now also available!)

Advent of Indies: The Fabulous Screech / TSWCE

The Advent of Indies is an advent calendar which instead of chocolates or similar goodies features indie games: a free one and a commercial one per day. So this is your chance to win one of several free copies of The Sea Will Claim Everything. If you don’t have the game yet, go put your name on the list!

The free game is The Fabulous Screech, and for this occasion I’ve decided to release a downloadable version of the game. It’s still pretty much the same as the original, with only a few minor adjustments, but I think playing the game without all the visual distractions of a browser is a much better experience.

Some Links to the Past

Twitter is an evil thing; it makes you feel like you’ve been writing, but everything you write disappears down its near-unsearchable archives within minutes. I’ve been hard at work and I’ve got lots of things to announce in the next few days, but the blog has been entirely too quiet. So here are some links for you.