Still no internet. Might be getting internet-on-a-stick soon. Ordered it several days ago, but it’s late. Gnargh.

Random fact of the day: when we were in the supermarket today, they were playing a song about bondage. I have nothing against bondage or any other form of sexual activity, but the combination of bondage lyrics and regular interruptions calling for Mr. Dennis to come to the drinks department was bizarre and amusing.

Yes. This is true. Now go play some of those newfangled video game thingies.