Pretentious Biography

Jonas Kyratzes doesn’t want to write this. Let’s just say that he’s an amazingly artistic game designer whose work is so profoundly profound that is profoundles over with profundity, and whose movies and books will change your life when you read them if you read them if they get published if he finishes them if they don’t suck. He has many vocal fans in his computer which he should probably clean before they get any louder.