I wanted to write an update on Monday.
Today isn’t Monday.
And this isn’t an internet connection. It’s a bloody time machine. I’m in 1999.
I have a ton of things to write about, but if I do, this post will appear seventeen centuries from now.
We’re flying back to Germany tonight. The weather there is crap, but at least the internet is fast. If it’s still there when we come back, that is. It has a habit of disappearing over the holidays. I blame Zathras and Zathras. Never trust a turtle.
OK. Let’s get this posted. Put the coal in the computer, get the donkey to carry the 1s and 0s.