Humidity: 100%

Greece, which is where I grew up, gets a hell of a lot hotter than the Dominican Republic – mainly because it’s so much like a desert. But there is one profound difference which really makes Greece a lot more pleasant in terms of the weather: when you go to the shade, the temperature actually drops. But in the Dominican Republic, the only way of avoiding the heat is air conditioning. Hell, even jumping into the sea feels like swimming in soup water.

Sure, it’s a million times better than Germany. But I guess sometimes you have to come halfway across the world to realize that Some Like It Mediterranean.

Also, why do so few people understand how to properly cook fish?