We saw Transformers yesterday.

Verena: So, the real test: is this worse than Immortel?

Jonas: They’re bad in different ways. If these two movies were sweets…

Verena: What?

Jonas: Sweets. If these two movies were candy.

Verena: Oh.

Jonas: If it was candy, then Immortel would be poisonous. Transformers would be just a little unhealthy, and bland… but buying it would be supporting Hitler!

Full review may follow when my brain stops hurting.

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