MONKEY!Few things make me as deliriously happy as the song “Scurvy!” by Captain Bogg & Salty. There’s just nothing as cool as pirates, is there?

No, ninjas aren’t as cool. Not even half as cool. They’re only cool when they’re also monkeys. And even in that rare case, pirates are still much, much cooler.

And I suppose I have to put something else here, because otherwise the image screws up the formatting.

So, don’t forget: if there is scurvy on your pirate ship, eat a lime!