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OK, so Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen really is the worst movie I have ever seen. Or at least in the bottom 3. It’s worse than Red Dawn, which is saying something. It’s racist, sexist, militarist, badly edited, badly written, badly acted, badly directed, boring and above all dumb. More …

Transformers

We saw Transformers yesterday. Verena: So, the real test: is this worse than Immortel? Jonas: They’re bad in different ways. If these two movies were sweets… Verena: What? Jonas: Sweets. If these two movies were candy. Verena: Oh. Jonas: If it was candy, then Immortel would be poisonous. Transformers would …