Tag: pirates

September 19th: A Day of Faith

Thoughts

Ahoy, me hearties! In honour o’ this holy day, let us all keep the one true God in our minds, and pray for world peace, socialism and delicious noodly booty for all. Arrrrrr! Let us fly the Jolly Roger and send them capitalist scallywags to Davy Jones’s locker, and let …

Scurvy!

Music

Few things make me as deliriously happy as the song “Scurvy!” by Captain Bogg & Salty. There’s just nothing as cool as pirates, is there? No, ninjas aren’t as cool. Not even half as cool. They’re only cool when they’re also monkeys. And even in that rare case, pirates are …