Ahoy, me hearties! In honour o’ this holy day, let us all keep the one true God in our minds, and pray for world peace, socialism and delicious noodly booty for all. Arrrrrr! Let us fly the Jolly Roger and send them capitalist scallywags to Davy Jones’s locker, and let us feast upon the holy pasta! Arrrrr!
And for those o’ you buckos who’ve forgotten how t’ speak in a way that pleases the Lord, har is the instructional video:
May the Noodly Appendages guide yer path. Arrr!